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do yo thingk the jokes are funny?
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yeah i guess
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PostSubject: jokes   Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:21 am

hey guys,
any jokes out there you can post in?? i have a few but ill post them in later. Neutral afro
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:28 am

q. what kind of cheese do monsters eat?
a. monsterella
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q. what do you get if you cross a pig with a zebra?
a. striped sausages
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q. what did the baby corn say to the mother corn
a. wheres pop corn
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q. what language do birds speak
a. pigeon english
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q. how do you communicate with fis
a. drop him a line
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q. how do you tell if a toy is nervous
a. its all wound up
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there that some jokes
any from you guys Question
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:38 am

nice jokes joseph[/i][/u][/url][/b]
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:19 pm

there alrite
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:09 am

nah they not really. i got them outta the tv guide
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:30 am

haha.
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:31 am

work on your jokes there goobut not funny enough
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:43 am

thats the tv guides fault. you guys post some in.
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:06 am

ohk ill look in the net for sum hang on.

Blonde Coffee Drinker
A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''
The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''


Where Are Mi Meds?
How many manic depressives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, let them them cry in the dark


SuperMarket Mother
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him."Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."
"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

The magician and the parrot
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always ruin his act by saying things like, “He has a card up his sleeve” or “He has a dove in his pocket.”
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, “Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?”

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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:11 pm

haha
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:44 pm

good jokes firey smile

ok I have 1

There were 3 guys, there names we just up, poo and manners.lol!

One day hey were driving along in there brand new car when poo fell out. PLOP:affraid:
"pick poo up and i'll go get the hospital" said shut up so manners got a spade and started picking poo up. Meanwhile at the hopital shut up was talking to a nerse at the hospital
"ok so what's your name sir?" asked the nerse
"shut up" repiled shut up
The nerse was so mad mad at him she felt she was gona blow up or somethng:?:
"where's your manners?" she asked. Then came shut up's repile
"outside picking up poo."



So what do you think about that joke?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:18 am

lol
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:47 pm

kool
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:26 pm

it zokay.
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:02 am

hi
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:02 am

hio
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:03 am

hi
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:04 am

hi
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:04 am

jjjjiiiuuuooohjkl;;
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:05 am

hiu
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:06 am

hi
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:07 am

hiuuu
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:08 am

hi
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PostSubject: I have some jokes :)   Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:32 pm

What did John McCain say when he lost the election?
Oh, buma!

What is a caterpillar scared of?
A dogerpillar!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug!

What do dinosaurs put on their floors?
Reptiles!

What did the mummy buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he went off to university?
Bison (Bye, son)!

Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!

Which super hero plays baseball?
Batman!

What did the firemam say when the church caught on fire?
Holy smoke!

So what do you think Smile
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